plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars
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Have you ever masturbated and cried at the same time? Random depression is a weird bitch.
I will never not reblog this. Ever.
I can’t not look at Naomi w/o laughing because her last name is Campbell… jesus christ
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THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
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